Insert Egg-Based Pun Here

While we're on the subject of poor-quality cameraphone pictures, here's something we snapped last month. A friend gave us an Easter egg, a lovely gesture we're sure you'll agree. It was the 'Cadbury's Creme Egg' egg, and it looked like this;

Best of all though, was what came inside it. 'Contains a bag of mini Creme Eggs' said the box. Yay! We love those, so it was with excitement that we tore it open.The excitement, as they say on Watchdog, was short-lived.

As you can see, Cadbury's went with the bare minimum that would still legally allow them to use the plural 'Bag of mini Creme Eggs'. Or maybe their lawyers advised them against using the more accurate term 'Scrotum of mini Creme Eggs'.

Over to Our Senior Employment Correspondent

You may have heard vague third-hand rumours somewhere that Victoria Beckham is trying to 'break' America.We can't think why she's having to do it again. After all, it went so well last time. Here she is in 2001, appearing with Emma on the Daily Show.



We don't suspect for one second that she's gone back to America this year because she's thought of a really good comeback to one of Jon Stewart's jokes.

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To My Boy - The Model



The tune - out on the 18th of June - is clearly brilliant, and the video is inspired by Bertha, one of the BBC's better children's shows of the 1980s. They've even found a part for T.O.M. (but sadly not for Tracy the design assistant, who was quite fanciable for an animated character).

We tried some of that 'Free-Running' this week

It went quite well.

Welcome to Life: The Least-Bad Bits

Hello. This is the first post in our 'blog'. It should probably extend a warm welcome to readers, outline the aims and maybe set the tone for the whole caper. However, we've spent most of the evening coding the thing whilst eating Tesco Value Garlic Bread Snacks, drinking pints of cheap vodka-n-Coke and watching attractive ladies dancing on the B4U Music channel. Look:

So we hope you'll forgive us if we just let you get on with it.

Thanks.